Contributed By Sandy | Published: Sep 20, 2004
- Wouldn't marathons be a lot more interesting if after the race started, hungry wild animals were released onto the course? Tigers would be fun, wouldn't they?
- Do joggers with pump-up trainers have to carry spares?
- Do mountain climbers tie themselves together with ropes just to prevent the sensible ones from going home?
- Does anyone ever get their third wind?
- How come you never see a jogger that actually looks like they're enjoying it?
- If a jogger runs at the speed of sound can he still hear his Walkman?
- If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints is that considered racism?
- If sidewalks were meant for joggers wouldn't they be called 'sidejogs'?
- If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
- If your friend challenged you to a foot race would you rather come in 'Second' or 'Next-to-last'?
- Isn't the trouble with jogging the fact that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back?
- Mountaineers talk about going up Everest the easy way. Is there such a thing as an EASY way up Everest? Is there an elevator around the back or something?
- So how many joggers do you think showed up at the Y to sign up for the 2K they've heard so much about?
- They say that Bear Bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country but just how do we get them on the bears?
- They say that some runners experience a runner's high from the release of endorphins in the brain in response to the pain the body endures. If this is so then why aren't any of them smiling?
- When hiking why does the weight of your pack increase in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it? And when you run out of food why does the pack weight keep on increasing?
- Why are there so many magazines about running when the only thing involved is the rapid placement of one foot ahead of the other?
- Why do joggers jog in traffic when just 2 feet away there is a perfectly good sidewalk?
- Why do mountain climbers always want to take one more peak?
- Why do people get up take a shower and then go jogging?
- Why is it okay to wear a pair of jogging shorts in public but not a pair of boxer shorts?
- Why is orienteering considered a sport?
- Wouldn't marathons be a lot more interesting if after the race started, hungry wild animals were released onto the course? Tigers would be fun, wouldn't they?
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