Runnerville » Outkicked! :: The Eleven Natural Enemies of Every Runner
Posted On 6/10/2008 5:05:16 AM by TriFatlete
t’s a dog eat dog world out there. You’ve surely heard this famous expression coined by (I’m guessing) Rudyard Kipling, but have you ever stopped to consider exactly what it means? It means that everyone has enemies. That’s right Santa, even you. So as a runner, who are the dogs out there that are trying to eat you? Well, for starters… dogs.
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Elite Feet
Posted On 6/4/2008 6:22:09 PM by TriFatlete
Running: a humorous and honest look at the life or runners and the culture of running. Plus information on running events, news, training, equipment, and nutrition.
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10 Signs You’re Not in the Best Shape of Your Life - Elite Feet
Posted On 6/4/2008 6:21:08 PM by TriFatlete
Ten signs you're not in the best shape of your life, a humorous list written by a runner.
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The 10 Types of Runners | Active.com
Posted On 5/18/2008 6:45:11 AM by
The 10 Types of Runners. What kind of runner are you? Very interesting article on the types of runners you may see at your next run.
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Runner's Graffiti
Posted On 4/13/2008 3:10:03 PM by runonearth
Without a doubt, the most popular "funning running" post on runonearth to date. Check out this port-o-potty o fun.
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How Not To Run a Marathon | Running Humor
Posted On 9/10/2007 11:59:18 AM by TriFatlete
Sure, there's lots of good marathon advice out there, but do you follow it? Guidelines for the wrong way to prepare for a marathon.
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Five Good Habits for a Healthy Life
Posted On 12/16/2006 7:09:29 AM by Sandy
Experiencing a healthy and long life requires several things, including a diet rich in fruits and vegetables, adequate sleep each night, exercise, plenty of water, and eliminating any bad habits that can cause disease, such as smoking and overeating.
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The miracle of schlogging
Posted On 9/25/2006 7:15:21 AM by Sandy
The adaptability and resilience of the human spirit is an ongoing source of amazement to all of us. For example, with spring here I resolved to start jogging again and discovered that my body had invented a whole new sport. And like all great inventions, necessity was truly its mother.
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Some Running Humor
Posted On 9/25/2006 7:05:39 AM by Sandy
We don't always have to have articles about shin splints, intervals or even fartleks. So, these jokes will hopefully take the ouch out of training for a little bit. See the lighter side of running.
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How To Make A Jogger Smile
Posted On 9/24/2006 5:47:43 PM by Sandy
No pain, no gain? The experience of exercise can be uplifting and spiritual.
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HEALTHY LIVING FOR THOSE LESS WILLING
Posted On 6/26/2006 11:02:37 PM by Sandy
America
is preoccupied with the subject of weight – more specifically about too
much of it being attached to our bodies due to the over-consumption of
food, and too little exercise and rightfully so. Too many of us are
saturated fat-eating, overweight, sedentary creatures, statistically
speaking that is. This article however is not about obesity or the joys
of exercise, this is by no means that profound. This is for those of us
who know we are overweight, don’t exercise and disinclined to do
anything about it, translation, we’re lazy.
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Running Humor June 2005
Posted On 6/26/2006 11:02:37 PM by Sandy
Our monthly look at running humor takes off this week with a few funny running cartoons. As runners, we love to laugh at the quirkly things we do. These are simple jokes with some cartoons to make you smile.
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Funny One Liners
Posted On 6/26/2006 11:02:37 PM by Sandy
At least once a week we need some relief from our running. No, I don't mean Cross Training. We need to laugh at what we do. So, we provide you with another installment of running humor. Thanks BzToons for the great cartoon. ex. You know you are stressed if you can achieve "runners high" by sitting up.
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Some Jokes To Make You Laugh
Posted On 6/26/2006 11:02:37 PM by Sandy
So did you hear this:
The advantage of running every day is that you die healthier. Ha Ha. So, we all need a break from running and today's article is about humor. These are jokes for and about runners. Go ahead, you can laugh.
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Jokes To Make You Smile
Posted On 6/26/2006 11:02:37 PM by Sandy
It is that time of year when the days are longer and the weather warmer. So we are seeing more people out there running. Let's laugh together at ourselves and fellow runners: I have to run early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I am really doing.
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Rules to Run By (Heh, Heh, Heh)
Posted On 6/26/2006 11:02:37 PM by Sandy
I've about had it up to my Cool Max hat. Everywhere I turn there's another Marathon Training program designed to assist one in easily completing a marathon. Standing. In one piece. Coherent.
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Weight Loss Jokes Part 1
Posted On 6/26/2006 11:02:37 PM by Sandy
We all love a little humor. Here are some good jokes about weight loss (some may be intended for a mature audience).
The advantage of exercising everyday is that you die healthier.
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Running & Jogging Thoughts
Posted On 6/26/2006 11:02:37 PM by Sandy
Being a runner at times is strange. We do weird things. So, here are some questions you need to ask about running.
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Running Thoughts
Posted On 6/26/2006 11:02:37 PM by Sandy
As runners we all need a little humor added to our lives. Sure, we are crazy, but here are some funny thoughts.
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A little diet humor for some motivation
Posted On 6/26/2006 11:02:37 PM by Sandy
I don't exercise at all. If God had wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them up higher on my body.
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Nick Bakay: Sports...Shaken, Not Stirred
Posted On 9/18/2005 7:26:43 AM by Sandy
Official site with updated commentary and interviews.
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DrunkenCyclist.com
Posted On 9/18/2005 7:23:48 AM by Sandy
Commentary on and links to bicycle information.
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Say It Ain't So
Posted On 9/17/2005 8:36:47 PM by Sandy
Satirical sports-news publication.
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Cool Funny Quotes
Posted On 9/17/2005 8:34:29 PM by Sandy
A collection of funny quotes ranked from best to worst by visitors.
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Quotes Unlimited
Posted On 9/17/2005 8:33:53 PM by Sandy
Contemporary quotes for the person who's said everything.
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Funny Sayings
Posted On 9/17/2005 8:32:38 PM by Sandy
Lots of one liners.
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Humor Quotes and Deep Thoughts
Posted On 9/17/2005 8:32:08 PM by Sandy
Full of quotations and taglines that you'll never forget.
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ComedyZone.net: Funny Quotes
Posted On 9/17/2005 8:31:36 PM by Sandy
Sayings and quotes covering relationships, human behavior, the professional world, science, politics, and more.
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Funny Firm: Funny Quotes
Posted On 9/17/2005 8:31:00 PM by Sandy
Funny sayings and quotes organized by author.
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Amusing Quotes
Posted On 9/17/2005 8:30:23 PM by Sandy
Provides a database of funny quotations by famous celebrities, comedians, and authors.
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Things People Said
Posted On 9/17/2005 8:29:46 PM by Sandy
With slips and gaffes, things kids say, and more. Ordinary people can be drop dead funny.
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You Know You're a Biker When...
Posted On 9/17/2005 7:45:46 PM by Sandy
You know you're a biker
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Atkins Diet Sucks
Posted On 9/16/2005 1:51:49 PM by Sandy
Exploring the world's love and hate relationship with this famous low carbohydrate diet.
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Q Fever
Posted On 9/16/2005 1:47:22 PM by Sandy
A medical humor and satire website for healthcare professionals.
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Doctorfunnywoman
Posted On 9/16/2005 1:46:53 PM by Sandy
Jokes, quotes, cartoons, funny stories, tips and trivia related mainly to women's health.
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Doctor Jokes
Posted On 9/16/2005 1:46:31 PM by Sandy
Medical jokes from the people at Humor Vault which includes 90 pages of jokes.
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Alternative Medical Dictionary
Posted On 9/16/2005 1:46:08 PM by Sandy
Humorous definition of terms from A to Z.
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AutoInsult
Posted On 9/12/2005 11:29:15 AM by Sandy
AutoInsult is a fun little program that generates insults for you in a variety of styles. It then copies them into the clipboard (as text) so that you can paste them into emails, documents, or wherever else a good insult might be needed. You can also get it to pop-up an insult at regular intervals. Whilst AutoInsult is certainly not Politically Correct, it is not obscene or vulgar. The user can also specify the degree of offensiveness they require.
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SchwartzHumor
Posted On 9/12/2005 11:13:32 AM by Sandy
Bob Schwartz is the author of several humor books and a freelance writer whose humorous essays have appeared in magazines throughout the country.
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